Looking to break the ice but don’t know how? Don’t worry—we’ve got your back (and your best cheesy lines) right here. Whether you’re aiming to charm, amuse, or just make someone laugh-cringe in the best way, our collection of 220 best pickup lines is your ultimate toolkit.

From puns so bad they’re good to one-liners that could get you a date—or a broken bone—you’re bound to find something here that’ll do the trick.

Warning: use these lines responsibly and prepare for serious giggles (or groans)!

Best Pick-Up Lines

• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

• Do you like my sweater? It’s made of boyfriend material.

• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for.

• Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

• Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

• Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.

• Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry.

• Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out as soon as possible.

• What's your favorite drink? I'm asking, so I know what to buy you on our first date.

• Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, a sentencewithoutspaces.

• I can see that you're gorgeous, but what else should I know about you?

• If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

• Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.

• I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single.

• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

• If I were a cat, I’d spend all my 9 lives with you.

• Can we take a picture together? I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.

• I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

• Hey Baby, my love is a tidal wave and you're beach front property.

• You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

• This must be a museum because you're a work of art.

• Can i take a picture of you so I can show Santa Clause what I want for Christmas?

• Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

• There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

• Are you an angle from heaven? Cause you're acute.

• I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. You do stand a chance with me.

• Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

• I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

• If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

• So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

• If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.

• I bet your birthday is October 10 because you’re a 10/10.

• Shame on you for making my heart skip a beat.

• I'd say, "God bless you," but it looks like he already did.

Pick-Up Lines To Get A Number

• When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?

• I think your number will be safer in my phone than in your head.

• How can I plan our wedding without having your number?

• I think there's something wrong with my phone. Your number's not in it.

• I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

• They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?

• I’m writing a phone book, can I get your number?

• The only number I don't see here is yours.

• I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don't have your number yet.

• I have a phone number, you have a phone number — think of the possibilities.

• I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

• What emoji should I put next to your name in my phone?

• I was so enchanted by you that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Dirty Pick-Up Lines

• Do you want to have good sex?... No? Well come to my place!

• Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you but I should be.

• Are you medusa? cause I'm rock hard.

• Are you the Gulf of Mexico? Because I wanna drill you & make a huge mess.

• When I was born I had 2 choices: One was to have perfect memory and the other was to have a huge penis. Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.

• I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping inside you and I'm not .

• You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

• What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.

• There'll only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

• Girl I give those pants a 9/11, cause I can tell there's a Bush behind them

• There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!

• Did you know: The human body has 206 bones! ..would you like one more?

• Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

• Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

• What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

• Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

• Are you an archeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.

• If i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

• How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

• Hey girl, wanna come back to my place, watch some porn on my 52 inch flat screen mirror?

• So you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.

• Girl is that a phone is your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me.

• I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

• Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.

Pick-Up Lines For Nerds

• I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.

• I'm hung like a Foucault Pendulum.

• Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

• Girl, are you sitting on that F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

• Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry.

• Are you a morphine- cause you make me breathless.

• I'd fall for you even in the absence of gravity.

• Are you a robot? Because you’ve automated my affection.

• Are you a smartphone? Because you’re smart and I want to hold you.

• If you like water, You already Like 72% of me.

• Are you a floppy disk? Because I’d like to save you for later.

• Do you like chemistry? Because I think we have a reaction.

• Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

• I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.

• I’m pretty good at algebra… I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

• We should convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

• Hey girl, are you the partial derivative of S(y2 / 2)e^x with respect to y? Because you are Sexy.

• Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? Because you're FINe.

• My thoracic cavity feels empty- cause you took my heart with you.

• Are you a website? Because you’ve got me clicking.

• You are spreading your hotness everywhere like an exothermic reaction.

• Are we just a collection of atoms? Because mine are strongly attracted to yours.

• Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications like headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So, for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

• Do you like coding? Because you’ve programmed my heart.

Self Deprecating Pick-Up Lines

• Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?

• Do you like awkward silences? Because I’m great at creating those.

• Are you a mirror? Because I can see myself making a fool of myself in front of you.

• Be unique and different, say yes.

• Damn girl, you must be suicide, because I've been thinking of you since my divorce.

• Do you want a 12-inch dick? If so, we can have sex 4 times.

• Are you a comedian? Because I’m about to give you some great material.

• Hey girl, are you colorblind? Cause you’re ignoring all my red flags.

• I hope you like bad boys, cause I’m bad at pretty much everything.

• Do you like bad jokes? Because I’ve got plenty of those.

• Are you a magician? Because I’m about to disappear from embarrassment after this line.

• I’m like COVID. I’m gonna be around longer than you want me to be.

• I like you as much as I hate myself, and I really hate myself.

• Hey girl, are you a Prius? Because I'm getting no sound or indication you're turned on right now.

• Do you like challenges? Because dating me would definitely be one.

• Do you have low standards? Because boy, do I have a deal for you!

• Hey baby I noticed you showing interest in me. You should go to therapy.

• You're so fine I can disappoint you twice in the same minute.

• If you were a vegetable, I’d still visit you in the hospital.

• I have a smile like a sun… yellow and hard to look at.

Gross Pick-Up Lines

• I would suck your dads dick just to get a taste of the recipe.

• I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.

• Are you constipated? Because you look like you need me to fuck the shit out of you.

• I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

• Excuse me; I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?

• Did you just fart.. cause you just blew up my mind!

• Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

• My dick just died, do you mind if I bury it in your ass?

• I hope you’re a plumber, because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

• Wanna play Pearl Harbor? I'll lie down completely vulnerable while you come out of nowhere and blow the shit out of me.

• Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

• Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

• I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

• If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricant.

• Do you know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what your pussy needs.

• Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

• Are you my big toe? Because I would bang you against every piece of furniture in my apartment.

• I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

• Normally, I have 206 Bones, but when I am with you i have 207.

• I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long.

• Bet I can touch your belly button… from the inside.

• I think my allergies are acting up. Because every time your around my dick swells up.

• Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Funny Pick-Up Lines

• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I attempt walking by again?

• Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

• Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

• If you were a steak, you’d be well done.

• Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

• Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

• Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.

• Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

• Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes.

• Would you like to go out for dinner sometime? Or would you rather come to my room and skip right to dessert?

Food Related Pick-Up Lines

• Girl, you look like mashed potatoes and gravy on the hungriest day of my life.

• If you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber.”

• If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

• Want a raisin? No? How about a date?

• This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.

• I've got all these forks and knives all I need is a little spoon.

• Want to grab coffee? I like you a latte.

• Do you like baking? Because you’ve got all the right ingredients.

• If you were a steak, you’d be rare and well done.

• Are your parents bakers? Because they made a cutie pie.

• Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling!

• Is your name Dunkin? Because i donut want to spend another day without you.

• I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.

• Are you a pizza? Because you’re all I knead.

• Do you like sushi? Because I think we’d roll well together.

• You owe me coffee because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

• If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.

• Are you a menu item? Because you look delicious.

• Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you look like you know how to raise a cock.

Mean & Offensive Pick-Up Lines

• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is all busted up.

• Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.

• Hey, girl are you from Tennessee? Cause I heard there's a lot of whores from Tennessee.

• Are you a mirror? Because I die a little inside whenever I look at you.

• You smell like trash, can I take you out?

• Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.

• Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.

• Are you constipated? Because you are so full of shit!

• I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don’t do any running.

• Hey, how much?

• You have a great pair of personalities.

• I hope your knees aren't dirty because I just cleaned my floor.

• Are you a motorcycle? Because I'd like to ride you all day and then sell you for a newer model.

• Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?

• The more I drink, the more beautiful you become. Cheers!

• Did it hurt when you ascended from the depths of hell? Cuz baby you are hot.

• That’s a nice dress you are wearing. It would look better on a girl who wasn't so fucking fat.

• Are you a tumor? Because you grow on me fast. I want to take you out now or die trying.

• How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.

• You make me feel like a wonder bread. No matter what I do, I can’t get hard.

• Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!

• You’re kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I’m into those things.

• Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

• Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally ugly?

Sports Pick-Up Lines

• Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

• Are you a basketball? Because you’re bouncing around in my head all day.

• Do you play soccer? Cause you’re a keeper.

• You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

• Are you a tennis racket? Because I’d love to grip you tight and never let go.

• Do you swim? Because you’re making waves in my heart.

• Are you an obstacle? Because I can’t help but fall for you.

• Do you need a partner for your next workout? Because I’m willing to flex and stretch with you.

• Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

• Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?

• Let’s play a game, but not hide and seek cause girls like you are hard to find.

• Are you a golfer? Because you’ve got me teed off.

• Is your name Lionel?, cause you made my panties Messi.

• Do you have a fishing license? Because you just caught my heart.

• Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.

• Are you a basketball? Because I can’t take my eyes off your curves.

• Do you run track? Because you’ve been racing through my mind.

• Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.

• You must be a weightlifter because you’re lifting my spirits.

• I don’t normally chase people, but for you, I’d put my Crocs in sports mode.

• Are you a goalkeeper? Because I can’t get past you.

• I’m no Messi, but I think I can score with you.

• You’re the ace in my life’s match.

• Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.