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1/15/20254 min read
Best Knock Knock Jokes
1- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
2- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ellie.
Ellie who?
Ellie-Copter
3- knock, knock.
who's there?
soup
soup who?
souperman
4- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!!
5- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re hungry
6- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon tired of all this knocking!
7- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel...that's why I knocked.
8- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Just lion here on the doorstep waiting for you to let me in!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
9- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Good, Howard you?
10- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
Good, Hawaii you?
11- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
12- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?
13- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know.
I don't know, who?
Well of course you don't, open the door and find out!
14- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, its broken.
15- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No you're a poo!
16- Knock, knock.
Who's there
Interrupting sloth
Interrupting sloth who?
15 seconds later
SLOOOTTTHHHHH
Kids Love To Tell These Knock Knock Jokes
17- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
cows go who?
No silly, cows go MOO!
18- Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the village idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken!
19- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Exactly
20- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Woo
Woo who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke
21- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
WHO WHO WHO WHO.
22- Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Ya.
Ya Who?
Hold your excitement and just let me in.
23- Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Boo.
Boo Who?
No need to cry, it's only a joke.
24- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A little boy who's too short to reach the doorbell
Classic Knock Knock Jokes
25- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lil old lady.
Lil old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel
26- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch Who?
Bless You.
27- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goliath.
Goliath who
Goliath down you looketh tired.
28- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo.
29- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
30- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke
31- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris Who?
Door is locked!
32- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside! Let me in already!
Silly Knock Knock Jokes
33- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ana.
Ana who?
Another mosquito.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother mosquito.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Consumption
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these mosquitos?
34- Knock knock.
Who's there
I got up.
I got up who.
Oh, go to the bathroom then, I'll finish the joke later.
35- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
36- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to open the door?
37- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
38- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for, open the door.
39- Knock, knock.
who’s there?
Ken.
Ken Who?
Ken you open the door, and let me in please.
40- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I prefer walnuts.
Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes
41- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door, I’m freezing!
42- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb who?
Honeycomb your hair, it’s a mess!
43- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
44- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
45- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wafer.
Wafer who?
Wafer me, I'm coming!
46- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
47- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?!
Nobody silly! It's just a joke.
48- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Top Knock Knock Jokes
49- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I'm.
I'm who?
You’re an idiot.
50- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, I’m sick!
51- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a reason why you are not opening the door!
52- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Comb.
Comb Who?
Comb to the door and find out.
53- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask, Donut tell
54- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I ring the bell.
Witty Knock Knock Jokes
55- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, go find out for yourself.
56- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla a steak, I'm hungry.
57- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dough.
Dough who?
Dough you wish there were more knock-knock jokes?
58- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore open or shut?
59- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question!
60- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prise!
61- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the restroom. Hurry up!
62- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any better ?
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