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66 of the funniest knock knock jokes for adults
You're never too old for some good old classic knock knock jokes. But if you are finding Moo of interrupting cow too irritating, we have got you covered with dark, flirty, thirsty, & some kinky knock knock jokes for adults. Feel free to share it with yours buddies & potential romantic partners. Who knows, maybe you find one knocking at your door.
1/16/20255 min read
Dark Knock Knock Jokes
1-Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Pls let us out of the basement we haven’t had food for weeks.
2- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Doctor.
Interrupting Doctor W-
You have cancer.
3- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.
4- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Hector Salamanca
Interrupt—
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding [explosion.]
5- Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She didn't have arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
6- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
No one you lonely fuck.
7- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Norway!
Norway-who?
Norway in hell Epstein killed himself!
8- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Monica!
Monica who?
Good job, Mr. President. Just like we practiced!
9- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead
I know, just reminding you.
10- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I'll come back when you're sleeping.
11- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Who's there?
Oh that's right I don't have a house.
12- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
13- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Roger.
Roger who?
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized him mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
Classic Knock Knock Jokes
14-Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rolling...they hating.
15- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nebraska!
Nebraska who?
Nebraska woman her age.
16- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
FBI. Open the door now!
FBI open the door now...who??
17- Knock, knock.
Come in.
God damn it.
18- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
KGB
KGB Wh-
VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS
19- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Doorbell repair man.
20- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind...it's pointless.
21- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
You mean, “To whom.”?
22- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suspense
Suspense who?
...
23- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
Naughty Knock Knock Jokes
24-Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woody.
Woody who?
Woodyz nuts fit in yo mouth?
25- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
May I come in you?
26- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Do you want two CDs?
Do you want two CDs who?
Do you want to CDs muscles?
27- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
28- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer some great assets you got there.
29- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You're justin time to see me strip for you.
30- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida rather be naked with you right now.
31- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana feel you up, hon.
32- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, you and me.
33- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tara McClosoff.
34- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma nutz.
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
35-Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yuri.
Yuri who?
You really need to get a doorbell camera. This isn't funny anymore.
36- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say “Control freak who?”
37- Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, why?
To visit an asshole on the other side. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
38- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
39- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls who?
they sure do!
40- Did you hear about the guy who wrote the first knock knock joke?
He won the Nobel prize.
41- Knock knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sheldon Cooper.
42- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama so fat you forgot her name.
43- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I love Doctor
I love Doctor Who?
Me too!
44- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wakanda.
Wakanda who?
Wakanda motherfucker doesn't open the door when someone knocks.
45- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Witch
Witch who?
Witch one of you is gonna fix my broom?
Best Knock Knock Jokes
46-Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ether.
Ether who?
Ether Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Annanother Ether Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stellanother Ether Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these Ether Bunnies?
47- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery.
48- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman.
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman who?
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman walk into the wrong joke setup. The barman says “You shouldn’t be in here!” The Scotsman replies “Well we did knock.”
49- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Mah damn foots caught in the door, open up!
50- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Burdy.
Burdy Who?
Burdy the hatchet, & let me in.
51- Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Déja
Déja who?
Knock, knock.
52- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe mamma.
53- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's the Police.
What do you want?
We just wanna talk.
How many of you are there?
Two.
Then talk to each other
54- Sheldon: Knock, knock, knock?
Penny: Sheldon?
Sheldon: No. You are supposed to say "Who's there?"
Penny: Okay, Who's there?
Sheldon: Infinite probabilities.
Flirty Knock Knock Jokes
55-Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how fine you look?
56- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Morrissey.
Morrissey who?
Morrissey you, the more I want you.
57- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marry.
Marry who?
Marry me.
58- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Date.
Date who?
Date the guy with bad jokes?
59- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later.
60- Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda who?
Baby, Yoda one for me.
61- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana hold you tight & never let go.
62- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle who?
Aisle always love you!
63- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska ‘nother person if you don’t go out with me!
64- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I'm.
I'm who?
You’re my crush.
65- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Amish you.
66- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Will you stop crying if I give you a kiss?
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