Moms are amazing. We all love moms. You can always count on them to not only stand by you but also stand up for you. Unfortunately for moms, another thing that have stood the test of time are Yo Mama Jokes.

We can only speculate about the origin of yo mama jokes. But it's hard to undermine the widespread popularity and effectiveness when it comes to insulting "Yo" mama. No wonder even the great William Shakespeare made a "Yo Mama" joke (I know), published in his play, "Titus Andronicus".

Let me get this straight. 1- I'm no Shakespeare. 2- I have nothing against your respected mother. I don't care if she's fat, ugly, stupid, poor, or dirty. These hilarious 150 yo mama jokes are not about her. Don't even let her read those unless you hate her. Well in that case feel free to share with her and other members of the clan.

Yo Mama Is So Ugly Jokes

1. Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

2. Yo mama is so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him everyday so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

3. Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals.”

4. Yo mama is like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at.

5. Yo mama so ugly, she spent 2 days at the beauty shop . To get an estimate.

6. Yo mama is so ugly that her mirror quit.

7. Yo mama is so ugly that she has to get her vibrator drunk first!.

8. Yo mama so ugly the neighbors break in to close the curtains!

9. Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.

10. Yo mama is so ugly i had to poke her to make sure she is real.

11. Yo mama is so ugly that when you Dad chucked her out the house he got arrested for littering.

12. Yo mama is so ugly that even Chuck Norris is afraid of her.

13. Yo mama is so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

14. Yo mama is so ugly her reflection quit.

15. Yo mama is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her.

16. Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

17. Yo mama is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

18. Yo mama is so ugly when she gives head it counts as anal.

19. Yo mama is so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

20. Yo mama is so ugly, the whole world is faking a pandemic so she would cover her face.

Yo Mama Is So Fat Jokes

21. Yo mama's so fat, her shadow leaves a footprint.

22. Yo Mama is so fat the only things stopping her getting to McDonalds is the door.

23. Yo mama is so fat she has triabetes.

24. Yo mama is so fat, her Polo shirt has a real horse on it.

25. Yo mama is so fat she uses diet soap.

26. Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

27. Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number.”

28. Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

29. Yo momma is so fat when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

30. Yo momma so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

31. Yo momma is so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

32. Yo mama's so fat, she went out in high heels and struck oil.

33. Yo mama is so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

34. Yo mama's so fat, of the five fattest people I know, she's three of them.

35. Yo mama's so fat, China uses her to block the internet.

36. Yo mama is so fat she got pushed back into the ocean by members of Greenpeace.

37. Yo mama is so fat Dracula bit her neck and got diabetes.

38. Yo mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family!

39. Your mama is so fat, the earth was flat before they buried her.

40. Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!”

41. Yo mama is so fat when she walked in front of the tv I missed 6 episodes.

42. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Yo mama.

43. Yo mama is so fat that when I pictured her in my head, the bitch broke my neck.

Yo Mama Is So Stupid Jokes

44. Yo mama is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

45. What's the difference between yo mama and a washing machine? When I drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for week.

46. Yo mama is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

47. Yo mama is so stupid she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

48. Yo mama is so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!”

49. Yo mama so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside and went to grab a bowl.

50. Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

51. Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the chair.

52. Yo mama is so stupid when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

53. Yo mama is so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs.”

54. Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

55. Yo mama is so stupid that she asked you "What's the number for 911 ?”.

56. Yo mama is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey, you forgot the remote!”

57. Yo mama is so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the w's.

58. Yo mama is so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

59. Yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample.

60. Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

61. Yo mama is so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

62. Yo mama is so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

63. Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

64. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

65. Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please.”

66. Yo mama is so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

67. Yo mama is so stupid, she studied for her blood test.

68. Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

69. Yo mama is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Yo Mama Is So Poor Jokes

70. Yo mama is so poor, she washes paper plates.

71. Yo mama is so poor she can't even pay attention.

72. Yo mama is so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

73. Yo mama is so poor she hangs her toilet paper out to dry.

74. Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her.

75. Yo mama is so poor that when somebody stepped on her cigarette she said, "Who turned off my heat?”

76. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving.”

77. Yo mama is so poor she walks down the road with one shoe. And if you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says “no, I found one.”

78. Yo mama is so poor I saw her wrestle a squirrel for a peanut.

79. Yo mama is so poor she used a tumbleweed for a Christmas tree.

80. Yo mama is so poor when she heard of the last supper she thought her food stamps ran out.

81. Yo mama is so poor she uses Cheerios as earrings.

82. Yo mama is so poor that when I asked her what’s for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket.”

83. Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle around for air conditioning.

84. Yo mama is so poor when I ring the doorbell, she has to say, "DING!”

85. Yo mama is so poor they put her face on a food stamp.

86. Yo mama is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.

87. Yo mama is so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges.

88. Yo mama is so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHTUB!?”

Yo Mama Is So Old Jokes

89. Yo mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

90. Yo mama is so old I told her to act her own age and she died.

91. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

92. Yo mama is so old she knew God.

93. Yo mama is so old she has an autographed copy of the Bible.

94. Yo mama is so old she knew burger king when he was a prince.

95. Yo mama is so old she doesn't qualify for a senior citizens discount.

96. Yo mama is so old when she went into an antique store, hey put here for sale.

97. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says expired.

98. Yo mama is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

99. Yo mama is so old her social security number is 1.

100. Yo mama is so old she pre-ordered the bible.

101. Yo mama is so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

102. Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of the museum the alarm went off.

103. Yo mama is so old when God said "Let there be light" she flipped on the light switch.

104. Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

105. Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an Afro.

106. Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!

107. Yo mama is so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

108. Yo mama is so fat and old, when Moses wanted to part the Red Sea, he told her to do a cannon ball.

109. Yo mama is so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!

110. Yo mama is so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.

111. Yo mama is so old that her memory is in black and white.

112. Yo momma is so old, scientists just discovered her as a missing evolutionary link!

Yo Mama Is So Skinny Jokes

113. Yo mama is so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

114. Yo mama is so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs.

115. Yo mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

116. Yo mama is so skinny her nipples touch.

117. Yo mama is so skinny when her pimp slapped her he got a paper cut.

118. Yo mama is so skinny she uses Chapstick for deodorant.

119. Yo mama is so skinny, if she had a big toe, she'd look like a golf club.

120. Yo mama is so skinny she uses a tea bag as her pillow.

121. Yo mama is so skinny if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with cheese.

122. Yo mama is so skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.

123. Yo mama is so skinny when she swallowed a meatball everyone thought she was pregnant again.

124. Yo mama is so skinny, she can peep through the keyhole with both eyes.

125. Yo mamma's so skinny, that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo Mama Is So Slow Jokes

126. Yo mama is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

127. Yo mama is so slow, she came 3rd in the race between rabbit and the tortoise.

128. Yo mama is so slow internet explorer has to wait for her.

129. Yo mama is so slow by the time she crawls out of bed, it’s already time to get back in.

130. Yo momma is so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.

131. Yo mama is so slow, when she walked past the TV I missed three seasons of Breaking Bad.

Yo Mama Is So Short Jokes

132. Yo mama is so short she committed suicide off the curb.

133. Yo mama is so short that she trips on her tampon string.

134. Yo mama is so short she can't get high even after smoking weed.

135. Yo mama is so short she can tie her shoes while standing up.

136. Yo mama is so short she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

137. Yo mama is so short she uses a teabag for a pillow.

138. Yo mama house is so short, you have to go outside to change your mind.

139. Yo mama is so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.

140. Yo mama so short, people thought she was a Funko Pop.

141. Yo mama so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

142. Yo mama is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!”

143. Yo mama is so short, she can 69 with Yoda.

144. Yo momma so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo Mama Is So Dirty Jokes

145. Yo mama is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before going outside.

146. Yo mama is so dirty, her house was mistaken for a landfill.

147. Yo mama is so dirty, her perfume is roach spray.

148. Yo mama is so dirty, she sweats mud.

149. Yo mama is so dirty, a pressure washer couldn’t even get her clean.

150. Yo mama is so dirty, she fell in a sewer and came back cleaner.