Work sucks. Office is a miserable place. I get it. But is there a way to bring some joy into your workday? Not really to be honest. But our list of 25 of the funniest work jokes will help lighten the mood a bit and make office life a little less sucky. Whether you're stuck in a long meeting, drowning in emails, your boss is one of the characters from the movie Horrible Bosses, or you just need a quick break, these hilarious work jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.

Whether you're an employee looking for a mid-day chuckle, a boss trying to keep the team motivated, or just someone who loves a good joke, this list is for you! Don't forget to share it with your colleagues, and make every workday a little more fun.

1- Unreliable Employee

The other day my manager called me into the office and said that I was too unreliable.

I was stunned and asked, "Can you give me an example?"

He told me, "Well yesterday's shift is a good example."

I said, "There must be some mistake, I wasn't even at work yesterday."

2- CEO & The Young Employee

The CEO calls a young employee into his office.

CEO: "When you joined the company, you were just an intern. Within a year, I promoted you from intern to associate, from associate to manager, and from manager to senior manager. I keep promoting you because I recognized your talent and hard work. Today, I’ve called you in to tell you that I’m preparing to promote you to vice president. Do you have anything to say?”

The young man replies, “Thanks.”

CEO: “Thanks? Is that really all you have to say to me?”

After thinking for a while, the young man finally spoke: “Thanks, Dad.”

3- You Started It

The Human Resources Officer asks a young graduate fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"

The graduate replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?"

The graduate sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it.”

4- Boss & The Secretary

A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast. I'll throw $500 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $1,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.

After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?"

She responds, "The bastard used coins, so I'm still picking it up and he is still having sex with me!”

5- Engineers & The Broken Cars

A software engineer, a mechanical engineer, and an electrical engineer are carpooling to work, when suddenly the car stops running and they pull over.

The mechanical engineer says, "I think it's a problem with the engine. I'll have to get out and inspect."

The electrical engineer says, "No, no. It's got to be an electrical issue. I will grab my meter and troubleshoot to find out what is going on."

The software engineer says, "Fuck all that. Let's just get out and get back in again."

6- An Organization & The Monkeys

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.

The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

7- God & The Job Interview

A man running late for his once in a lifetime dream job interview is frantically trying to find a parking spot in a packed lot. Time is not on his side, and he starts to panic.

In his last ditch attempt, he turns to the skies, and begs: “God, please, help me out here. I’ll do anything… I’ll quit smoking. I’ll stop drinking. I’ll donate money to charity.”

As soon as he finishes his plea, the skies open up, and the bright light shines on to an empty parking space. The man holds up his hand, and goes: “Never mind, I found one”

8- Engineer In Hell

An engineer dies and goes to Hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor is jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the satellite dish, and now they get hundreds of high def channels.

One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's up?

The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer."

"What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately."

The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him."

God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"

The Devil laughs. "Good luck finding a lawyer"

9- Light Bulb

little johnny and little Susie are working together In a factory.

Little Susie says "you know it's a beautiful day and I don't want to work anymore, I bet you that I can get the boss to give me the day off".

Little johnny says "oh yeah how you going to do that ?"

She says watch this the boss is coming.

She gets up and hangs herself upside down from the rafters. The boss comes up and goes what are you doing ? She says "I'm a light bulb!"

"Your losing it, you should probably take the day off".

So she gets down and starts to walk out and Little johnny was following her.

Boss says "Where do you think your going?"

"Do you expect me to work in the fucking dark?"

10- Clever Employee

Bill walks into his boss's office one day and says, "Sir, I'll be honest with you. I know the economy isn't great, but I've got three companies after me, and I'd like to ask for a raise, respectfully."

After a few minutes of haggling, the boss finally agrees to give him a 5 percent raise, and he happily gets up to leave.

"By the way," the boss asks as Phil leaves his office, "which three companies are after you?"

Phil replies, "The electric company, water company, and the phone company.”

11- Public Transport

Supervisor: Can you work this weekend?

Mark: Yeah, no worries, but I'll probably be a bit late as public transport is slow on weekends.

Supervisor: What time will you get here?

Mark: Monday.

12- Lawyer & The Chiropractor

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck.

The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?”

13- Young Engineer & The Ornery Boss

A young engineer is taking a train trip with his ornery boss. They happen to be seated across the aisle from an attractive young woman and her grandmother. After awhile, it becomes clear that the young engineer and the young woman are attracted to each other. Suddenly the train goes into a dark tunnel. There is the sound of a loud kiss, then the smack of a slap.

The ornery boss says to himself, “That young engineer finally kissed that young woman. I didn’t think he had it in him. I wonder if he knows that she slapped me in the face instead of him?”

The grandmother is fuming, “The nerve of that young engineer to kiss my grand daughter! At least she had the gumption to slap him in the face!”

While the young woman is saying, “I really liked kissing that young engineer but it’s too bad my grandmother slapped him!”

Meanwhile the young engineer is thinking, “What a country! It’s not often that you get to kiss an attractive young woman AND slap your boss in the face at the same time!”

14- Life After Death

Boss: Do you believe in life after death?

Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.

Boss: Well there is now!

Employee: How?

Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left.

15- Lawyer vs Sherriff

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than a sheriff from West Virginia.

The sheriff asks for license and registration.

The lawyer asks, "What for?"

The sheriff responds, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

The lawyer says, "I slowed down and no one was coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration please," say the sheriff impatiently.

The lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

The sheriff says, "That sounds fair, please exit your vehicle."

The lawyer steps out and the sheriff takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it. The sheriff says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?”

16- Construction Workers

Three construction workers stop for lunch

An English construction worker, a Welsh construction worker and a Scottish construction worker stop to have their lunches.

The Englishman pulls a sandwich out of his bag and like every day before it’s a ham sandwich.

The Welshman pulls a sandwich out of his bag and like every day before it’s an egg sandwich.

The Scotsman pulls a sandwich out of his bag and like every day before it’s a cheese sandwich.

All three men are sick of getting the same lunches everyday, so sick that the Englishman, already having a terrible day, yells “if I get the same sandwich one more time I’m going to throw myself off the roof.” The other men are shocked at first but then they begin to nod too, sick of having to eat the same thing day after day. The three men agree if they get the same sandwich filling tomorrow they were going to all jump from the roof of the site.

The next day the men open up their bags and the Englishman pulls out a ham sandwich, the Welshman an egg sandwich and the Scotsman a cheese sandwich. Up to the top of the construction site they go and they leap from it.

The three of them end up in the hospital with multiple broken bones and the wives arrive at the hospital to see their husbands broken bodies.

The Englishman’s wife is inconsolable saying over and over “I didn’t think he was being serious, I should’ve just made something different.”

The Welshman’s wife isn’t much better and yells “if only I’d taken him a bit more seriously and made something different for him.”

The Scotsman’s wife seems oddly calm and just says “he makes his own bloody lunches.”

17- Plumber & The Pediatrician

So I had a plumber over to my house last week to fix some pipes. After he finished he handed me the bill and my jaw dropped.

I said " I don't make that much and I am a Pediatrician".

He looked at me and said " I didn't make that much when I was a Pediatrician either".

18- Porsche For $20

A 17-year-old boy, who works part-time at Pizza Hut, pulls up to his house in a stunning Porsche. His parents are immediately suspicious, knowing there's no way his after-school job could have paid for such an expensive car.

"Where did you get that car?" they shout, astonished.

"I bought it today," the boy replies calmly.

"With what money?" his mom demands. "We know how much a Porsche costs, and there's no way you can afford it!"

The boy shrugs. "It’s used, and I got a great deal. I only paid $20 for it."

His parents are even more shocked. "Who would sell a Porsche for $20?!".

"The woman up the street," the boy explains. "She just moved in. I delivered a pizza to her, and she offered to sell me the Porsche for $20."

Baffled, his parents rush to the neighbor’s house, ready for an explanation. They find her calmly planting flowers in her yard.

"I'm the father of the boy you sold a Porsche to for $20," the dad says. "We need to know why you sold it so cheap!"

The woman, without looking up, responds, "I got a call from my husband this morning. I thought he was on a business trip in Florida, but it turns out he ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't plan on coming back."

The boy's mom, still confused, asks, "But what does that have to do with selling our son a Porsche for $20?"

With a satisfied smile, the woman replies, "My husband told me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money—so I did."

19- Luggage Destination

A man is at the airport counter checking in his luggage.

The man said to the agent, "I'm flying to Los Angeles but I would like this bag to go to Portland, this one to Albuquerque, and this one to Sioux Falls."

The agent looked suitably shocked and said, "Sir, there is no way we can do that."

"Why not?", replied the man, "You did it last time".

20- Secret Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!”

21- Last Day At Job

It was the Postie last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £500.

At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box.

The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she gave him the best seeing to he had ever experienced.

When he was truly spent, they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, and freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was finished she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a Five Pound note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the fiver for?"

"Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you.

“He said, ‘fuck him. Give him a fiver.’................... but the breakfast was my idea."

22- Anesthesiologist On Board

While still sitting on the runway, before the plane even takes off, a flight attendant announces, "Excuse me, do we have an anesthesiologist on board?"

An anesthesiologist does happen to be on the plane and she pushes the call button. "Yes? What's going on? Do you need an intubation?"

"Oh, no," the flight attendant reassures her, "but the surgeon in 3C needs you to put his tray table up for takeoff."

23- Arts Graduate

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

24- Safety Manual

Employer was quizzing a new employee on the company’s safety manual. “And what steps do you take in case of a fire?” she asked.

The new employee replied, “Quick ones.”

25- Doctor & Lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replies the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.