They say laughter is bipartisan—and after surviving decades of press conferences, scandals, and State of the Union speeches, some of our heads of state have given us plenty to chuckle about.

In this blog, we’re serving up a buffet of political punchlines featuring Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Ronald Reagan.

Whether you're red, blue, or just here for the roast, prepare for a laugh-packed ride through presidential quirks, quotes, and eyebrow-raising moments. No Secret Service required—just a good sense of humor.

1- Donald Trump

1- Trump Meets The King

Donald Trump has a royal encounter when he meets the King. Curious, he leans in and asks, " Your Majesty, what’s the secret sauce behind running such a slick government? Any golden nuggets of wisdom for me?"

The King chuckles softly. "Ah, it’s simple, really. Just surround yourself with clever folks."

Trump squints, looking a bit puzzled. "But how can I figure out if these folks are genuinely clever?"

The King takes a sophisticated sip of his tea, a glimmer in his eye. "Easy peasy! Just throw an intelligence riddle their way."

He presses a button on his intercom like a magician revealing his next trick. "Could you send Keir Starmer in here, please?"

In walks Keir Starmer, looking sharp. "Yes, my King?"

With a playful smirk, the King tosses a riddle. "Alright, Keir. Here’s a brain teaser for you: Your mother and father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?"

Without missing a beat, Keir replies, "That would be me."

"Spot on! Well done," the King beams, clearly pleased.

Fast forward to the White House, where Trump wants to check in with Vice President JD Vance. "James, my man, can you crack this riddle for me? Your mother and father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?"

A look of confusion crosses Vance’s face. "Uhh, let me think about it."

Vance consults his entourage, but they might as well be trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded. Eventually, he wanders into the men’s room and notices Neil deGrasse Tyson’s flashy shoes in the next stall.

"Hey, Neil! Quick question! Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or sister. Who is it?" he calls out.

Neil shouts back, “That’s easy! It’s me!”

Vance’s face lights up. "Thanks, buddy!" He rushes back to the Oval Office like he just won the lottery.

"Hey, so I went on a little scavenger hunt and found the answer to that riddle. It’s Neil deGrasse Tyson."

Trump jumps up, storms over to JD Vance, and bellows, "No, you dolt! It’s Keir Starmer!"

2- Trump Foreign Policy

A dude notices a Mexican bookstore. He thinks to himself that he’s never stepped foot in one, so he decides to check it out.

While he's looking around, he eventually asks the clerk, "Do you have the book about Donald Trump's foreign policies with Mexico?"

The clerk snaps back, "Screw you!! Get lost, and don’t come back!!"

The guy answers, "Yep, that’s the one!"

3- Trump Beliefs

God looks at Bush and asks, "What do you believe in?"

Bush says, "I believe in the free market and a strong American nation!"

"Alright then," God replies. "Come sit on my right side."

Next, God turns to Obama and asks, "What do you believe in?"

Obama responds, "I believe in the power of democracy and equal rights for everyone."

"Good choice," God says. "You will sit on my left."

Finally, God asks Trump, "What do you believe in?"

Trump replies, "I believe you're sitting in my chair."

4- Micky Mouse

A rookie secret service agent is assigned to Donald Trump, and on his very first day on the job, he's leading the President through a crowd when he spots a guy reaching into his jacket and pulling out a gun.

He grabs Trump by the shoulders, focused on the would-be assassin, and yells: "MICKEY MOUSE!"

The would-be assassin is so caught off guard by this shout that he hesitates for a few seconds, giving the rest of the security team time to rush in, tackle him, and take him down.

The new agent is taken back to HQ for a debriefing. His boss shakes his hand and says: "That was amazing work out there, really quick thinking, but I have to ask, what made you shout Mickey Mouse?"

Feeling a bit embarrassed, the agent looks around, making sure no one else can see or hear him. "Honestly, sir, I got a little flustered in the heat of the moment and misspoke. I actually meant to say 'Donald, duck!'...

5- World War 3 Planning

Last night, Marco Rubio dropped into a restaurant and saw Trump and JD Vance dining.

He walked up and asked, “What are you guys doing?"

"Just plotting WW3," Vance replied.

“Oh cool, what does that look like?” he inquired.

Trump chimed in, "We're going to take out 300 million Muslims, and an American chick with big tits."

Puzzled, he asked, "Why are you targeting an American girl with big boobs?"

Excited, Trump yelled at Vance: "See! I told you! Nobody gives a shit about 300 million Muslims!!"

6- Barbar Shop

Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up in the same barber shop. While they were both getting their hair styled by different barbers, there was a complete silence. The barbers were a bit nervous to talk, fearing things could get tense.

As they quietly finished up the haircuts, the barber cutting Trump's hair reached for the aftershave. But Trump quickly stopped him, joking, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will catch a whiff and think I've been at a brothel."

Then the other barber asked Barack, "What about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go for it, my wife, Michelle, has no idea what a brothel smells like.”

7- Talking Parrot

During a dull dinner at the White House, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Secretary of State Rubio.

"I got Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is really smart; Donald has already taught him to say over three hundred words!"

"That's impressive," Rubio replied, "but you realize he just mimics the words, right? He doesn't really understand what they mean."

"Oh, I understand," Melania said, "but neither does the parrot."

8- Trump Vs Kim

Kim Jong Un is just hanging out in his office, a smug grin on his face as he tells his advisors:

"Listen up, folks! North Korea is going to be the first country to send people to the sun!"

His advisors burst into a round of applause like they just won the lottery. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is kicking back, watching this spectacle on TV. He picks up the phone and calls Kim Jong Un, asking:

"Okay, but how are you gonna send people to the sun? It’s super hot up there!"

Kim Jong Un, still beaming, turns to his advisors and says:

"What a joker! We’ll send them at night!"

The advisors go wild again, cheering like it's the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, Trump turns to his own crew, shaking his head:

"What a fool!... There’s no sun at night!"

9- Trump In An Elevator

Donald Trump hops into an elevator, feeling pretty good about himself, when the door slides shut and in walks the most jaw-droppingly beautiful woman he’s ever laid eyes on.

She hits the stop button like it’s the easiest thing in the world, spins around, and says, "I’m going to give you the best blowjob you’ve ever had."

Trump looks at her and responds, "What’s in it for me?”

10- Good With Numbers

Researchers are experimenting with the human brain to see how well a person can operate without specific components. They take off half of the brain and ask the subject to count to ten. "One, three, five, seven, nine," he counts.

They ask him to count to ten once again after putting it back and taking out the other half of the brain out of curiosity.

"Two, four, six, eight, ten" is his count.

They ask him to count to ten one last time after removing his entire brain. He responds, "I can count to ten, I'm the best with numbers, I have the best numbers, the news, they say I can't count, that's wrong, they're wrong, I think, people, when they think about good numbers, I can count, with any numbers, all the time, better than China, better than anyone...”

2- Barack Obama

11- Invisible Obama

Barack Obama walks into a bar, but guess what? He’s invisible.

After catching the bartender’s eye, the bartender asks, "Alright, I’m curious. Why are you invisible?"

Obama replies, "So, I found this bottle on the beach and...well, I gave it a rub." "And then...here’s the kicker...a genie popped out." "The genie told me I could have...3 wishes."

For my first wish, I said, "Let me just say this, and it’s super important...I want Michelle to marry me...I love her,...and I believe America will love her too." That wish came true.

For my second wish, I said, "Like every proud American, I’m really patriotic...and I want to be President...of the United States...so I can serve my country." That wish was also granted.

And then, for my third wish, I started off with, "Let me be clear..."

12- Halloween Costume

President Obama and his wife, Michelle, arrive at a Halloween party only to discover that costumes are mandatory. After a quick discussion, she hops onto his back, and they enter together. A fellow guest then asks Barack, "What are you dressed as?"

"Oh, I'm a turtle."

"I see. And who's that on your back?"

"That's Michelle."

13- Obama In A Private Jet

Obama, his wife, and Biden were all on a private jet heading to DC.

Obama says, "You know, I could toss a thousand-dollar bill out the window and make someone really happy!"

Michelle chimes in, "Well, speaking of that, I could throw out 10 hundred-dollar bills and make 10 people really happy."

Biden then says, "Well, I could toss out 100 ten-dollar bills and make 100 people really happy."

The pilot rolled his eyes, glanced at the co-pilot, and remarked, "They think they're so clever. You know, I could just throw all of them out and make millions of people really happy!"

14- My Money

President Obama is strolling down the street when out of nowhere, he gets attacked.

"Hand over all your cash!" the mugger yells.

Obama replies, "Do you even know who I am? I’m the President of the United States!"

The mugger just shrugs and says, "Alright, then give me all my money."

15- Invisible Obama 2

President Obama visits the Pentagon to check the newest military tech.

A scientist tells him, "We have two projects we're really excited about. One is a powered exoskeleton, and the other is an invisibility cloak. Which one do you want to try first?"

Obama responds, "Uh, let me be clear…"

16- Obama & The Oval Office

Why did Barack Obama take all the writing tools with him when he exited the Oval Office?

Because Donald Trump was bringing his own Pence.

17- Obama In A Restaurant

President Obama and his Cabinet decide to hit up a restaurant for dinner. The waiter approaches the president to take his order.

"I’ll have a steak," he replies.

"And what about the vegetables?" the waiter inquires.

The President responds, "They’ll have steak as well."

18- Obama In NBA?

President Obama is an exceptional basketball player for a president of the United States...

However, I believe he is just mediocre for a black guy.

19- Michelle Fav. Vegetable

What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?

Baraccoli.

20- Golf Courses

Trump: I've got plenty of great golf courses.

Obama: Absolutely. Would you mind if I play in one of them sometime?

Trump: Of course, you can play the front 9, but you'll have to caddy the back 9.

3- George W Bush

21- Two Brazilian Soldiers

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He finishes by stating: "Yesterday, two Brazilian soldiers lost their lives."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That is dreadful!"

His staff remains in shock at this show of emotion, anxiously observing as the President sits with his head in his hands.

Eventually, the President raises his head and inquires, "How many is a brazillion?"

22- Bush & Saddam

In the early 2000s, a group of Marines found one of their own lying on one side of the road, with an Iraqi soldier on the opposite side.

When they inquired about what had happened, he recounted, "We spotted each other, drew our guns, and I yelled, 'Saddam Hussein sucks!' at the same moment he shouted, 'George Bush sucks!' We were actually shaking hands in the middle of the road when a truck came along and ran us both over."

23- Bush Pronunciation

George Bush and Dick Cheney popped into a little diner for breakfast while they were on a tour across the country.

The waitress comes over to take their orders. Cheney goes for an omelet. She then turns to the President and asks what he would like. President Bush looks at the waitress, grins, and sweetly replies, "honey, could I have a quickie?"

"Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "I thought you were ushering in a new era of decency and morality in the White House, but now I see that was all a LIE!!" She storms off.

After a moment, Dick Cheney quietly says, "George, it's pronounced quiche."

24- Osama Coded Message

After a bunch of rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama decided to send a letter to George Bush in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and found a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was confused, so he shot an email to Condoleeza Rice. Condi and her team were just as stumped, so they forwarded it to the FBI.

The FBI couldn't crack it, so it got passed on to the CIA, and then to the NSA.

With no idea what it meant, they finally reached out to Britain's MI-6 for assistance. Within a minute, MI-6 sent a cable back to the White House saying:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

25- Bush & The Bishop

President George W. Bush was set to visit the Methodist Church located outside Washington. Karl Rove paid a visit to the Bishop and remarked, "We have been receiving considerable negative publicity among Methodists due to Bush's stance on stem cell research, the War, and similar issues. I would be willing to contribute $200,000 to the church if you would declare during your sermon that the President is a saint."

The Bishop contemplated this for a moment and replied, "The Church is in dire need of funds. I will comply."

Bush arrived the following Sunday with an air of arrogance, appearing particularly self-satisfied, grinning for the cameras, and swaggering into the church in a cowboy-like manner.

As the sermon commenced, the Bishop began his address:

"George Bush is a small-minded, self-centered hypocrite and a fool. He is deceitful, dishonest, likely still an alcoholic, and a low-intelligence, sneaky individual. He has fabricated his military history and then had the audacity to don a uniform on a military aircraft, landing on a carrier, and posing in front of a banner that read 'Mission Accomplished.'

He invaded a nation for oil and financial gain, all while misleading the American populace about the war, showing no regard for the thousands of lives it has claimed and continues to claim. He represents the worst example of a Methodist I have ever encountered or heard of. However, when compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint.”

26- Bush On Fire

A guy is cruising in his car when he gets stuck in a traffic jam. Out of nowhere, someone starts knocking on his window. He rolls it down and asks:

"What's going on?"

"Terrorists have taken President Bush hostage! They want 10 million dollars, or else they're going to douse him in gasoline and light him up!"

"No way!" the guy in the car replies.

"Yeah, I get it!" the other guy says. "We're going from car to car, gathering donations for him."

"How much are people giving, on average?"

"Oh... around five gallons."

27- Bush Brain

President Bush went in for a check-up:

His doctor said: "Mr. President, I'm your doctor; I'm sorry to tell you that there's an issue with your brain. Your brain has two halves, one Left and one Right. The Left Half has nothing right in it, and the Right Half has nothing left in it."

28- Bush In A Library

President Bush is at a library. He approaches the librarian and loudly states, "I’d like an eight ball of coke and 4 of your finest strippers."

"Mr. President! This is a library!" she exclaims.

Bush leans in closer to the librarian and whispers, "Sorry... I’d like an eight ball of coke and 4 of your finest strippers."

29- Bush Record

President Obama takes his daily jog around the White House grounds. He's really moving and trying to beat his personal best. As he reaches the finish line, he turns to Biden and asks how long it took him.

Biden responds with, "Nine minutes and twenty-two seconds."

Obama gets pumped and exclaims, "Wow, that must be the all-time record!"

Biden counters, "Nah. Bush did 9:11."

30- Bush Answering Questions

George W. Bush visits a school where the kids are asked to pose some questions. Little Joe raises his hand and speaks in a very "professional" manner: Mr. President, I have three questions for you:

1. How did you win the election when the count showed you had fewer votes?

2. Why are you so determined to push for the war against Iraq?

3. Don’t you think the bombing of Hiroshima was the largest terrorist attack in human history?

Just as George W. is about to respond, the bell rings, signaling the end of class for a break. When everyone returns after the break, little Jimmy raises his hand and says: Mr. President, I have five questions to ask:

1. How did you win the election when the count showed you had fewer votes?

2. Why do you push so hard for the war against Iraq?

3. Don’t you think the bombing of Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack in human history?

4. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes early?

5. Where’s Joe?

4- Bill Clinton

31- Clinton New Dog

President Clinton and a secret service agent are out for the president's morning jog. During their run, the secret service agent notices that Bill has brought a dog along.

"Is that a new dog, Mr. President?"

"Yep," replies Bill, "I got it for Hillary."

"Good trade Mr. President, good trade."

32- Come Again?

Monica brought her dress to the dry cleaners because it had a stain. She pointed it out and tried to say something, but the attendant couldn't hear her over the loud machines.

He asked her to repeat it, saying, "Come Again."

She responded, "No, it's mayo this time."

33- Bill Shoebox

When Bill and Hillary Clinton tied the knot, Bill told Hillary about a shoebox he kept under the bed, insisting she should never open it, no matter what. Hillary agreed and vowed to leave it alone.

As the years passed, Hillary honored his request and kept her word. However, after a long time of being married, her curiosity got the better of her. She finally opened the box and discovered several hundred dollars in cash along with a couple of empty beer cans.

Feeling guilty, she confessed to Bill that she had peeked inside the shoebox and apologized repeatedly. Bill reassured her it was fine, but Hillary couldn't help but ask, "What are the beer cans for?"

Bill replied, "Hillary, every time I was unfaithful to you, I drank a beer and promised myself I wouldn’t do it again." Hillary was shocked but not entirely surprised. She thought, well, there was Monica, and maybe one other woman; I suppose that’s not too terrible. It’s all good. He was the president and had a few flings here and there.

Then she inquired, "What’s all the cash for?" Bill explained, "Well, every time the box filled up, I took it to the recycling center for the deposit."

34- Bill Clinton & The Pope

Bill Clinton and the Pope both passed away on the same day.

Due to a clerical mix-up, the Pope ended up in Hell, while Clinton found himself in Heaven.

When the Pope got to Hell, everyone quickly realized the blunder. Because of a union issue, they couldn't switch the two until the following day, so the Pope had to spend the night in Hell, while Clinton enjoyed his night in Heaven.

The next day, the paperwork was sorted out. On his way up to Heaven, the Pope bumped into Clinton. Clinton asked the Pope, "How was your night in Hell?"

"Very enlightening," the Pope replied. "I learned a lot from the experience, but I'm really happy to be heading to Heaven now. I've been looking forward to meeting the Virgin Mary my whole life."

"Oh, too bad," Clinton said, "you should have been there yesterday.

35- Bill To Hillary

What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary after having sex?

"I'll be home in 20 minutes."

36- Bill Clinton In Hell

Bill Clinton passes away and finds himself in hell. The devil is there to greet him. He says, "Bill, don’t fret, it’s not as terrible down here as people claim. You can choose your own eternal punishment."

"What choices do I have?" Bill inquires.

The devil then takes him on a tour.

Behind the first door is Ronald Reagan. He’s bound and being whipped by a group of little devils non-stop. Bill opts out.

Behind the next door is JFK. He’s on a wheel, having his bones shattered, healed, and shattered again. Bill passes on that one too.

Behind the third door is George Bush. He’s chained to the wall, and at his feet is Monica Lewinsky, performing oral sex on him. Bill exclaims, "Awesome! I’ll take that one."

The devil yells into the room: "Alright Monica, you can go now."

37- Bill Clinton One Wish

Bill Clinton was strolling along the beach when he came across a Genie's lamp.

He picked it up, gave it a rub, and suddenly, a Genie popped out. Bill was in awe and asked if he could have three wishes.

The Genie replied, "Nope... Because of inflation, ongoing economic downturns, low wages in developing countries, and tough global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So... What do you want?"

Bill didn't think twice. He said, "I want to bring peace to the Middle East. See this map?" Bill pulled out a sweaty map. "These nations have been at war for thousands of years. I want them to stop fighting."

The Genie glanced at the Middle East map and said, "I'm good, but not THAT good. I don't think that's possible. Choose another wish."

Bill pondered for a moment and said, "You know, people really aren't fond of my wife. They call her a carpetbagger. They think she's mean, ugly, and that I’m under her thumb. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world, for everyone to like her, and for her to be elected President of the United States. That's what I want."

The Genie let out a deep sigh and said, "Let me see that map again."

38- Bill & Monica In Oval Office

Bill Clinton inquires, "Hey Monica, would you like to see the clock in the Oval Office?"

She responds, "Sure," and enters the room. Bill Clinton then unzips his trousers and reveals his private part.

Monica remarks, "That is not a clock."

To which Bill retorts, "It is if you put two hands and a face on it".

39- Bill Clinton & The Satan

Bill Clinton passes away and finds himself standing before the pearly gates. The angel glances at him for a moment, flips through his book, and locates his name.

"We've recently implemented a new system for individuals in your profession, and unfortunately, you'll need to spend a day in Hell. However, after that, you're free to choose where you want to spend eternity!"

WOOMPH, he vanishes. He wakes up, curled up with his hands over his eyes, fully aware that he's in Hell. Tentatively, he listens for the screams, sniffs the air for brimstone, and discovers... Nothing. Just the scent of, is that fabric softener? And freshly cut grass, this can't be right?

"Open your eyes!" a voice calls out. "C'mon, time to wake up, we've only got 24 hours!" Hesitantly, he uncovers his eyes, glances around, and realizes he's in a hotel room. A nice one at that. Wait, this is a penthouse suite... And there's a cheerful man in a suit, holding a martini. "Who are you??" he inquires.

"Well, I'm Satan!" the man replies, handing him the drink and helping him up. "Welcome to Hell!"

"Wait, this is Hell? But... Where's all the pain and suffering?" he questions.

Satan gives him a wink. "Oh, we've been a bit misunderstood over the years, it's a long story. Anyway, this is your room! The minibar is, of course, complimentary, as is the room service. There are extra towels next to the hot tub, and if you need anything, just call reception. But enough of this! It's a lovely day, and if you'd like to take a look outside..."

He sees a crowd of people cheering and waving at him from a golf course.

It's all of his old friends, and from the center of the group walks Hillary, beaming with a huge smile and the body she had when she was 20, who wraps her arms around him and plants a gentle kiss on his cheek. Later, they head back to the hotel for dinner and enjoy a lavish meal, then return to their penthouse suite, spending the rest of the night making love just like they did on their honeymoon. After hours of passion, the man drifts into a deep sleep and is awakened by the angel.

“So, that was quite the experience! I bet it wasn't what you thought it would be. Now it's time to make your decision. It's either hell, which you just witnessed, or heaven, with its choral music, conversations with God, white robes, and all that jazz.”

"Well... I know this might sound odd, but honestly, I think I'd rather choose hell," Bill says. "No worries, we completely get it! Have fun!"

Bill finds himself waking up in pitch darkness, the smell of ammonia heavy in the air, with only distant screams breaking the silence. As he adjusts to his surroundings, he notices that the only light comes from far-off flames, casting a glow on the tortured souls and those burning in a sulfuric sea. Suddenly, a flash of lightning reveals Satan standing beside him, still in the same suit, grinning widely, with a soldering iron in one hand and a coil of razor wire in the other.

"What the heck is going on??" he exclaims. "Where's the hotel?? Where's my wife??? Where's the minibar, the golf courses, the pool, the restaurant, the free drinks, and the sunshine???"

"Ah," replies Satan. "You see, Bill, yesterday we were campaigning. But today, you made your choice."

40- Monica Buying Condoms

Monica approached the pharmacist and said, "I need to get some condoms."

The pharmacist glanced up and inquired, "Should I put it on your bill?"

"No, that's alright," Monica replied. "I'd rather put them on him myself.”

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5- Ronald Reagan

41- Ronald & Nancy In A Restaurant

Ronald and Nancy Reagan, who are enjoying their retirement, decided to go out for dinner one night at a lovely restaurant.

The waiter approaches their table and greets them, saying, "Welcome back, Mr. President. Let's begin with you, Mrs. Reagan. What would you like to order?"

Nancy replies, "I’d like a glass of iced tea and the grilled salmon."

"Great choice, ma'am. That comes with a selection of side dishes. Which salad would you prefer?"

"The house salad will be just fine."

"What dressing would you like on that?"

"Vinaigrette, please."

"Perfect. And... for the vegetable?"

"Oh, he’ll have the same."

42- Angry Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan gazes out the window on a chilly morning. Fresh snow has just fallen.

But wait, someone has written the words "fuck you, Ronald Reagan" in the snow right outside his window!

He's livid and immediately calls in the Secret Service, FBI, and CIA. "I want you to track down who did this. I bet it was that jerk Tip O'Neill." The country's best agents scramble to uncover the identity of the offender.

Later that day, the Chief of Staff approaches him and says, "Mr. President, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you were correct: the urine does belong to Speaker O'Neill."

"And what's the bad news?"

"Well... sir... it’s written in your wife's handwriting."

43- American & The Russian

An American and a Russian are having a chat. The American mentions that in his country, he can walk up to the White House and tell President Reagan, "I don't like how you're running this country."

The Russian replies, "And so what? I can do that too." The American, taken aback, asks, "Really? You can?"

"Absolutely! I can head straight to the Kremlin and tell Mr. Gorbachev, I don't like how Reagan is running his country."

44- Ex-President Reagan

A guy walks up to a young Marine who's on guard duty at the White House. He says, "Excuse me, I need to talk to President Reagan."

The Marine politely responds, "Sir, Ronald Reagan isn't president anymore. Would you like to speak to President George H. W. Bush instead?" The guy says no and heads home.

The next day, the same scenario plays out. The man approaches again, asking to speak to President Reagan. Once more, the Marine replies, "Sir, he's not the president anymore. But if you want to meet the current president, I can help you set up a meeting with George Bush." The man declines again and goes home.

On the following day, the same guy shows up again. He asks the same question, "Excuse me, I need to talk to President Rea..." but this time, the Marine interrupts him. "SIR, I've already told you TWICE. Ronald Reagan is not the president anymore!"

The man grins and says, "Oh, I know that, I just enjoy hearing it."

45- Reagan & The 3 Boys

President Reagan's limo got run off the road, leaving his driver unconscious. Three teenage boys on their bikes noticed the car, pulled him out, and called for help.

He expressed his gratitude to the boys and asked how he could repay them for saving his life.

One boy replied, "If you could help fund my college education, that would really benefit me and my family." Reagan agreed.

The second boy mentioned he would love a new Jeep since he was about to turn 16. Done!

The third boy said, "Well, you could pay for my funeral."

Funeral? You're just a kid, you have your whole life ahead of you - why would you want me to pay for your funeral?

The boy responded, "When my dad finds out we saved your life, he's going to kill me."

46- Secret Service Agent

A secret service agent exclaimed, "I have the shot, can I take the shot? I have the shot!"

"No! For the last time, our job is to protect President Reagan!"

47- Personal Security

Gorbachev and Reagan got together to chat about security. They ended up bickering over who had the better personal security. Of course, Gorbachev claimed it was him, and Reagan insisted it was him. Since they were at the Grand Canyon, they decided to step outside to settle the debate.

Gorbachev turned to Reagan and said, "look". He then commanded his security team to jump off the canyon. The team glanced at Gorbachev, took a running start, and jumped (miraculously, he was safe, hanging onto a branch a few meters down).

Reagan then looked at his secret service agent and told him to jump. The agent looked back at Reagan and said, "I have a wife and kids at home. I’m not jumping."

Stunned, Reagan walked over to the ambulance that had just arrived and asked Gorbachev’s security team: "Why did you jump?!" The reply was, "I have a wife and kids at home."

48- President Reagan In Air Force One

Soaring through the skies in Air Force One, President Reagan shares a light-hearted moment with his team. "I’m considering tossing a $50 bill out the window to bring joy to someone."

A White House aide responds, "Why not throw out ten $50 bills and make ten people happy?"

Another staff member quips, "How about tossing a hundred $50 bills out the window to make a hundred people happy?"

A crew member, eager to join the fun, adds, "Why not just throw yourself out the window and make half the country happy?”

49- Reagan Sense Of Humor

I’m not sure if any of you caught the memorial service for Ronald Reagan, but if you did, you probably saw Bill and Hillary both nodding off.

Reagan, who was always ready with a clever quip, lifted his head out of the casket and remarked, "I see the Clintons are finally sleeping together."

50- Reagan, Thatcher, & Gorbachev

Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher, and Mikhail Gorbachev are on a plane together.

As they soar over the Empire State Building, Reagan beams and says, "Look at that! We put that up in just a few days from nothing!"

Next, they pass over Buckingham Palace, and Thatcher chimes in, "Check that out! We constructed that in a week!"

When they reach Russia and fly over the Kremlin, both of them glance at Gorbachev. "Weird," he remarks, "This... wasn’t here yesterday...”